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please someone make this for me
England’s birthday cake.
^ And it’s from Alfred because he can only color it so oddly.
^And It was originally cooked by France, but then America stole it and added the shit-ton of food coloring.
^ France also added the fruit, because America didn’t want to put fruit on the cake.
“I’M FREE TO NOT ADD FRUIT TO BRITAINS CAKE.” “HELL, I SHOULD ADD CHOCOLATE. LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE”^Canada bought those napkins, because, ya know, Canada cares about England too.
But those are England’s plates.
^America snatched them so they’d take the attention off of his colorful pastry. England didn’t even notice he had missing dinnerware.
^So, instead of those plates being real china, they are actually plastic. Poor England didn’t know the difference.
“ALFRED, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” “BRO, LEAVE IT, I AM NOT USING REAL BREAKABLE STUFF. PLUS, THOSE PLATES WERE TOO FANCY ANYWAYS.” “THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU HAD TO THROW THEM OUT OF THE WINDOW.” “YES, IT DID MEAN THAT. OH, MATTIE, YOU ARE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.”^ And earlier on, England and France are fighting like a married couple because England can’t fine his fancy plates.
“FRANCE, WHERE DID MY WHOLE SET OF PLATES GO.” “I’M PRETTY SURE ZEY ARE SITTING ON ZE SHELF, ANGLETERRE.” “WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM.” “DON’T YOU ACCUSE MEEEE”All this trouble to prepare for Iggy’s birthday.
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The warmth I get in my heart from the actor who plays a symbol of America thanking those that protect his freedom is amazing.
…My friend is a potato and one of her password is potato… Nuff said
i’ve been playing mario kart all day i can’t stop













